Dave goes over to his best friend's house, rings the doorbell,
and the wife answers.
"Hi, Nora, is Tony home?"
"No, he went to the store.
"
"Well, do you mind if I wait?"
"No, come on in." They both have a seat in the kitchen.
"You know, Nora, you have the greatest tits I have ever seen.
I'd
give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one.
"
Nora thinks for a second and finally figures, what the hell, it's
for a hundred bucks.
She opens her robe and shows Dave one of her
breasts.
He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the
table.
They sit there a while longer and finally Dave says, "Nora, your
tits are so beautiful... I've gotta see the two of them.
I'll
give you another hundred bucks if I can see them both.
"
Nora thinks it over briefly and again figures, what the hell, a
hundred bucks is a hundred bucks.
She opens her robe and gives
Dave a good, long look.
He thanks her and then throws another
hundred bucks on the table.
Another ten minutes passes by... Dave can't wait around any
longer, so he leaves.
A while later, Tony arrives home and his wife says "Your weird
friend, Dave, came over this afternoon.
"
Replies Tony, "Did he drop off the two hundred bucks he owes me?"