Funny Story(found it on myspace)

Dave goes over to his best friend's house, rings the doorbell,
and the wife answers.



"Hi, Nora, is Tony home?"

"No, he went to the store.

"

"Well, do you mind if I wait?"

"No, come on in." They both have a seat in the kitchen.



"You know, Nora, you have the greatest tits I have ever seen.

I'd
give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one.

"

Nora thinks for a second and finally figures, what the hell, it's
for a hundred bucks.

She opens her robe and shows Dave one of her
breasts.

He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the
table.



They sit there a while longer and finally Dave says, "Nora, your
tits are so beautiful... I've gotta see the two of them.

I'll
give you another hundred bucks if I can see them both.

"

Nora thinks it over briefly and again figures, what the hell, a
hundred bucks is a hundred bucks.

She opens her robe and gives
Dave a good, long look.

He thanks her and then throws another
hundred bucks on the table.



Another ten minutes passes by... Dave can't wait around any
longer, so he leaves.



A while later, Tony arrives home and his wife says "Your weird
friend, Dave, came over this afternoon.

"

Replies Tony, "Did he drop off the two hundred bucks he owes me?"

Here another from gamefaqs this time

A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: "Hello, Could you give me condom? My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!" The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriends sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too. "The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriends mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on hisleft, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord,bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!!!"
A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your kindness..." Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others.

She gets close to the boy and tells him in his ear: "I didnt know you were so religious!!!"

The boy replies: "I didnt know your dad was the pharmacist!!!"